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THE CAMPLIFE HUB • BURGERS • BEER • CHAOS • LEGENDS SHOP

THE CAMPLIFE HUB

Recipes that shouldn’t exist. Rankings that start fights. Evidence submissions that ruin friendships. Welcome to the culture of outdoor chaos.

CampShit Burgers

THE “TRASHCAN” STACK

“If it doesn’t drip down your elbows, you did it wrong.”

2x Beef Patties
Fried Egg
Doughnut Bun
Hot Sauce Mix
Pickle Chips
Cheese (too much)
Cooler Rankings

OFFICIAL TIER LIST

  • PBRGOD TIER
  • Busch LightFUEL TIER
  • Craft IPAHIPPIE TIER
  • Hard SeltzerBANNED
UGC

BABES & BROS

The hottest community in the cold woods. Post your chaos, tag us, get featured.

We accept: campfires, burgers, boats, busted tents, dogs, and questionable decisions.

WIN A FREE STICKER PACK

BULLSHIT BINGO

Tap squares as chaos happens. Get a BINGO, screenshot it, tag @campshitonline, and we’ll reward your poor decisions.

Pro tip: screenshot + tag @campshitonline to enter. Free center square: BEAR SH*T.
Podcast

TALES FROM THE OUTHOUSE

The official CampShit podcast. Stories so foul they deserve their own category.

The Shitty Academy

PRACTICAL SKILLS
FOR IMPRACtICAL CAMPERS

Graduate with honors. Or at least survive the weekend.

01

Back a trailer while cursing

Master the 12-point-turn. Swearing improves accuracy.

02

Start a fire with a PBR can

Science meets desperation. Results may vary.

Get Your Diploma

Pass a 5-minute quiz and get a discount code.

THE PETTING ZOO

Featuring: the dogs that run the campground.

DOG PIC

“Buster” — NH

Crime: stole a 12lb brisket off the smoker.

DOG PIC

“Luna” — CO

Crime: sleeps in driver’s seat. refuses tent.

DOG PIC

“Diesel” — GA

Crime: fought a raccoon. raccoon won. $800 vet bill.

DOG PIC

“Taco” — AZ

Crime: ate marshmallows. zoomies for 6 hours.

UGC

WALL OF SHAME

The dumbest sh*t people forgot. Don’t be these people.

“I brought charcoal but forgot the grill.” — DAVE, NH

“Brought the boat. Forgot the plug. We are now a submarine.” — MIKE, FL

“Packed 4 camp chairs. Zero sleeping bags.” — JESS, TX

Judge Jared Presiding

CAMPSHIT COURTROOM

Settle the stink. Vote on the crimes.

Case #402: The Midnight Destroyer

“Dad used the camper bathroom at 3 AM after 6 hot dogs. Dog threw up.”

Case #403: The “Wait 10 Minutes” Lie

“Brother said ‘wait 10 minutes.’ It’s been 3 days. Truck sleeping only.”

WANT YOUR CHAOS FEATURED?

Submit evidence. Confess a sin. Or become an ambassador and get paid to camp.

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Made for the chaos.

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